Acrobatics On Land and Sea

Normally I would never jump off an eight story building. This beaver named Justin Beaver is one of my best friends, but sometimes… Justin Beaver always manages to get me in trouble. He reminds me of Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver. Remember that show? Eddie always acted so innocent and the kid, Beaver, got in trouble. Mom and I like to watch old TV shows together. Of course, in this case, I AM always innocent. Justin looks so smart in his hat, and he’s always spouting off about learning how to do all kinds of jobs. Who wants to work? Especially when we’re on vacation in Maui Hawaii. Yep, even in Maui Justin insisted that we learn how to drive a whale watching cruise ship, but that’s another story.

My friend Justin Beaver and I lounging on the patio.
My friend Justin Beaver and I lounging on the patio.

For me, Manny, I like to have fun. I hope I never have to grow up and work like Justin.



Our hotel is an old flamingo-pink Empress Hotel, built in the 1960s. It was one of the first hotels on this side, the west side, of the island of Maui. KBC stands for Ka’anapali Beach Club. Ka’anapali means rolling cliffs. I love cliffs. Back in the old days they used to run water down the front of the hotel.



One of my favorite things about KBC is riding to our room in the glass elevator. I can see the little birds that fly into the restaurant down there.  It’s cool. All the doors open out to the beach. I’m just waiting for the day when a whale swims into KBC. Is that girl checking her cell phone while she’s walking? Hawaii 2016 KBC20 2448x3264

Trust me, you don’t want to do that in this hotel. You might walk right into a bird or a statue, Oprah Winfrey, Woody Harrelson, Jim Neighbors, or one of the other famous person that lives here. Worse yet, she might walk off the bridge into a stream of koi. Dad fell into the pool once and wrecked his iPhone. He said Mom pushed him, but she says she didn’t. I don’t know, but Dad WAS NOT happy.

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Justin got dizzy the higher we got. Dad offered him a Dramamine, but Mr. ET had a better idea. Don’t get the wrong idea. Bears and beavers who are 12 are almost adults.

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This bottle kind of tipped over, and a bear’s gotta do what a bear’s gotta do. My tongue stuck to the can. Mr. ET forgot and left it in the freezer too long. Mom made me come home. She didn’t know about it until after Mr. ET posted it on Facebook and one of her friends worried her that the animal protection people were coming to get us. She made me lie low for a while and drink a bunch of coffee. Blah! Justin still felt dizzy. Mrs. ET held him on her lap.

Hawaii 2016 KBC Manny8 2157x1618For me hanging from a railing is as easy as sitting down in a chair. I’m twelve now. I know I told you that, but it IS important. Some people still think I look like a cub, but I have some pretty good moves. For years I’ve trained all over the world to be a world-famous acrobat bear.  Yeah, sometimes Justin makes me do things I love to do, too.  So I don’t know why my parents and other adults get so jittery when I start climbing. The railing was only eight stories up, and right on the ocean. At low tide, too.

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You can see how calm and beautiful it is – at least somewhere over the rainbow. It almost always rains here in places like Hana or in the mountains. It rained on Mom when she exercised. They can get 300 inches of rain a year. We only get ten inches during a wet year in Woodlake, CA where I live.

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So I climbed up to get a better look. Actually I had a bit more trouble climbing than normal. Mom wasn’t fussed about me climbing, but like I said, I’ve had lots of training. By the way, Mr. and Mrs. ET say really fun things. Mrs. ET is not fussed about POKE Ahi tuna. Mom hates it too.

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But really climbing is so easy a beaver could do it. But you don’t see Justin out here do you. No. I just use my lei as a rope, and up I go.

Woah, it's farther down there than I thought.
Woah, it’s farther down there than I thought.

Easy as… OK that looks a bit far down there. Those little chaise lounges look like they are for Barbie dolls. You have to admit the view is gorgeous. I don’t see any whales. Oh wait, there is one way out there.

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That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a real whale. IMG_5261

There’s two of them. Love is in the air. I wish I was on that boat.

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10 thoughts on “Acrobatics On Land and Sea

  1. Oh Manny, your mother was right. You are always getting into mischief, but I think she has a lot to do with it. JB enjoyed his week with you so much and he can’t wait to write about it when we all get home again. I hope you bounced when you landed.

  2. Great post and what an adventure to go so high Manny. The trouble when you have a drinking session with Justin Beaver is that you think you are Superbear. I do hope the fall didn’t knock the stuffing out of you. Love Fanny & Stanley xxx

  3. Your climbing skills are superb, still an “oops ” does happen, so be careful! I know we bears are very acrobatic, I am exercising daily too…. around my mums bed and in her bedroom… when she is not there. (shshsh she doesn’t know)
    You are so lucky to have seen a real whale. You are one lucky bear, and I feel so lucky to have met you! I feel as I have seen it too, thanks!
    Bearly hugs form Danny xxx

    1. Oh Danny, I wish you could have been there. It was so fun to be with my friend Justin in person again. I got to ride around in Mrs. ET’s bag sometimes with Justin, and we could whisper secrets that we have to keep away from our moms. Of course, you don’t keep too many secrets from your mom – except the running around thing. You didn’t tell her about the bouncing on the bed, did you. She might not want me back again. Are you ever going to come see me? Don’t tell your mom, but I still have a crush on her. She’s the best mom ever. Take care, and please come see me! 🙂 Bear hugs to you, too, Manny xxx

  4. Oh Manny. What a great experience to climb so high. But be careful with the beer. We, the Colorado Traveling Ducks, are happy to meet you and read of your adventures. We love reading about Justin Beaver also. Have fun in Australia and we hope you meet some kangaroos.

    1. Dear CO Ducks. I met all kinds of roos and wallabies, echidnas. I brought some of my friends back to the states with me. Mom’s back is hurting from carrying us all over the airport. 🐨🐨🐨🐻🐻🐻 Your new friend, Manny

  5. What a great experience. We look forward to reading about it all. Moms are great. They carry us and all our things, and then they heal quickly, ready for the next adventure. But, be kind to moms. They decide where we go.

    1. Not necessarily, my cute friends. I traveled for about three months without Mom. It was the greatest adventure of my life! 🙂 I wrote all about it in my blog, Manny’s Blog. I know I should change that title. It’s not too exciting, but I was just a kid when I started it. I don’t write too much any more. I need to get back into it. 🙂

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